Margaery Tyrell + tumblr text posts
"I made a mistake. I made a mistake.”
so the saddest shortest story is attributed to hemingway:
"For sale: baby shoes, never worn."
and this came to me at breakfast and i thought it was hilarious.
pls don’t ruin hemingway for me.
no i will continue to do that
Get to Know Me: [3/5] Female Characters → April Ludgate
"April hates Valentine’s Day. And brunch. And outside. And smiling. She’s weird."
In case you needed proof that Peta is literal scum.
Not to mention that in a 2010 inspection conducted by a VDACS veterinarian, it was discovered that 84 percent of the animals Peta took in were killed within 24 hours. [source]
Being one, I can vouch that 99.9% of vegitarians believe PETA is actual pond scum
Don’t be so insulting. Pond scum is far superior to PETA.
Can everyone just take a moment to think about the fact that they are married in real life
this is the most beautiful and amazing thing i have ever read in my entire life and it makes me so so happy
basically my life can be summed up in alternating periods of Linda Belcher’s “Alriiiiight!” and Bob Belcher’s “Oh my god”
Hello, sir! We’re sober.
Go get me another snork juice.
I’m looking through taylorswift ‘s blog and her posts are a lil dorky it’s freaking adorable
I wonder if she and lorde are mutuals
me ft. bathtime