marvel meets parks and rec - opening credits [+]
standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like “look at this fucking flower. this flower is taller than i am. this flower is winning and i’m losing”
Wow you are not ready to hear about trees.
"The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."
How else do you think Groudon got stuck on that dinky land? (´⊙ω⊙`)
GET TO KNOW ME MEME -[1/5] favorite female characters: Ilana Wexler.
I would be a three-legged mutt, because I’d be like a highly respected minority, and I’d be all the dogs’ fetishes.
Favorite Movies: The Incredibles 
“No matter how many times you save the world, it always manages to get back in jeopardy again. Sometimes I just want it to stay saved! You know, for a little bit? I feel like the maid; I just cleaned up this mess! Can we keep it clean for… for ten minutes!”
why is this so hard for people to understand
I have given you glorious gifs of snakes yawning. You’re welcome.
I can’t stop aww-ing.
why are ppl circulating a list of ~problematic~ shit jlaw has said….ppl are literal fucking garbage, i don’t care how much u hate a celebrity if they have their privacy violated like this u don’t start out saying “oh she’s sooo problematic but….” like no this doesn’t have anything 2 do w/ the shit she’s said and u don’t need to even bring it up as if some women are more deserving of a horrible privacy breech than others